drumcore-deactivated20200630:

0meadow-deactivated20200602:

0meadow-deactivated20200602:

What if you had one bathroom per astrological sign

Still better than gendered bathrooms because at least astrology is real

Water sign bathroom: Wah I’m so sad I just got broken up with omg there there ill help u get through this

Fire sign bathroom:

bluemurderbunny:

when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically

mosticonicposts:

targuzzler:

zsnes:

alexschiesser:

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

certified iconic post

manywinged:

me age 15 sitting alone in an oversized hoodie listening to pompeii by bastille through my broken apple earbuds at school feeling deeply depressed but also thinking i was the most interesting and unique person alive

droideka-exe:

stanallah:

stanallah:

THE WAY BOYEGA  DOES NOT GIVE A FUCKKK

HE SAID THE CONTRACTS UP BITCH I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT

he retweeted this before posting faklsdjfa;

thenomadd:

John Boyega on twitter currently 

rodrickheffeley:

teathattast:

Cats of the Decade